Friday, I had to go up to the Western Shore. (That's what we call any part of the lower 48 which unluckily happens to fall west of the Chesapeake Bay) I made the mistake of ordering my wife's replacement vacuum cleaner online and it wasn't going to arrive 'til midweek this week, but she needed the house clean for a birthday party Sunday so I needed to pick up a cheap shop vac. I had been planning to purchase one anyway, because her old vacuum had given up the ghost since I had been using it to clean the ashes out of the corners of the pellet stove. Our printer had broken and Target had an all-in-one on sale for 39.99, but the one in Easton was out and I wanted to get mine before the sale ran out. I also needed to stop by Red Wing to order a new pair of boots as the end of the year is approaching, my old ones are worn out and our work's purchasing program is use it or lose it. Since I had to be up there Saturday by 4am anyway for work, I planned to just make an afternoon of it, then find my truck and crash in the sleeper until my load was ready. As I was preparing to leave, Danny, who is 12, asked if he could ride his bike up into our old neighborhood to visit his friend. I told him that would be fine, but since his Mama got off work at 6:30, he needed to be home by 6:15 because she hates it when I let him ride up there b/c of one dangerous spot in the road. "...and you know the rules. Cross in front of our house, not out on the main road. Walk on the side 'til you get past Hillside (the dangerous spot) and up to the cemetary, and call when you get there and when you're leaving." Then I was off on my merry way and he on his.
Danny has grown and changed a lot in the last year.

This summer Danny finally got tall enough to ride one of the racing bicycles and he and I have been having fun all summer riding as far and as fast as he can go. A few weeks ago, I found a cheap speedometer on ebay and ordered it, and ever since, in order to build up his cycling ability, he goes out in front of the house and does wind sprints. He measures his success, obviously, by the highest speed he reaches in a given day. He followed my directions and was home from his friend's house long before Mama got home, but since he had some excess energy, he decided to do some wind sprints out in front of the house.
The girls were in the house, and one later described to me what she saw, "It was really cool. It was like he was flying." According to Danny, he reached 22 mph, which equalled his fastest ever flat ground speed, and began to slow but pulled too hard on the brake. The next thing he knew, he was launched over the handlebars, hand extended to break his fall. He landed and was immediately in terrible pain. The pain quickly dulled, and he figured he'd be fine.
I got my shopping done, ignorant of what had happened, got to work, grabbed a nap and then got to the business of delivering my load. I finished around midnight, and made it home about 2:30 Sunday morning. I got up late, grabbed some breakfast and the house was soon in "final cleaning before company comes" mode. It was especially funny to see the kids vacuuming the whole big house with a little shop vac that has a 6' cord and a 4' hose. As usual, everything came together just as the first guest arrived, and the party began without a hitch. People we hadn't seen for months were there. The kids were playing in and out of the house. There were caramel apples to make and games to play, and then just as the kids were busy playing outside in the beautiful weather and there was enough of a lull for the adults to sit back and talk, Gracie came running to tell us, "Isa's bleeding." With a sigh, wondering if we'd even be able to see where it was our little hypochondriac had hurt herself we walked out and around the house. This is the child that demands a bandaid for the littlest scratch or prick of a thorn. We walked into the living room to see a six year old, the left hand side of whose face and hair was completely covered in the blood that was pulsing out of her scalp. She said she'd been running and had banged into the edge of one of the windows that opens outward. We couldn't find the injury, but with all the blood and her full head of hair, we thought that maybe (like in one of my previous injuries) it had pulled back a piece of scalp which had then fallen back into place. The wife and Sandra, our oldest, quickly jumped into the car and made for the emergency center a few miles from our house. Ten minutes later, the party was back in full swing, and a half hour later, they were back without even a stitch. The edge of the window had made a very small cut which had bled profusely. The only way we could tell she had been injured was that she had a very pink tinge to her blond hair.

Isa a few minutes after she got back from the ER.
We ended up having some of the company from the party stay over for dinner, and it turned out to be a very enjoyable evening.
Monday, it was off to the doctor. Danny's hand still hurt, and considering the speed of his accident (I think he may actually have gotten slowed a bit before he went over, b/c he still has his nose and all of his teeth) we took him to the doctor to be certain he hadn't broken his arm. The doctor took one look and pronounced that he had a buckle fracture and would need xrays and a cast. We got xrays and then since it was too late that day, went back the next morning to have the doc put the cast on. It's pretty light b/c it's made out of fiberglass. The only other drama was that Danny's school was doing a program where they tried to get a large group of kids doing jumping jacks to see if they could beat the world record for the largest number of people doing jumping jacks as a group, and Danny was told to do join the group. When he protested twice, the teacher (not his) told him to be quiet, he could ask his question later, so Danny obeyed and was up all night in pain from doing jumping jacks with a freshly broken arm. I guess the teacher couldn't figure out that a child with a cast on his arm might need to be excluded from that particular exercise. It's all good, though. All the school kids have signed his cast. He got two days off school for the trouble. He's feeling much better, and Mama bear called the school and chewed on the ear of the nurse a little to make sure that particular idiocy wouldn't happen again. He's just disappointed that the best cycling weather will probably be gone by the time his cast comes off in four weeks.