
Loading a section of the old Woodrow Wilson bridge that had been the Interstate 95 crossing of the Potomac River on the southeast side of DC for years. I took this piece down to Virginia Tech at Blacksburg, VA so the engineering department could study it. It was apparently the first post tension bridge of this size to have lived out it's useful life and was therefore sought after for an understanding of what did and what didn't work in its structure over the years.
I'm a very particular truck driver. One of my bosses, in a slip of the tongue he apparently instantly regretted (if the sheepish grin and stuttering were any indication) once said that one of the main reasons I got one of the trainer positions was because I am so anal.

Double rainbow in El Paso, TX on my way out to California several years ago.
Ok, so that's not the exact adjective I would have liked him to use, but after a moment of taking offense, I had to admit he wasn't far off the mark. I don't pull out of the yard without at least checking all my lights, all 18 tires for low pressure, and physically getting under the truck to check the brake linings and that the fifth wheel has latched properly onto the trailer. Even though I don't get paid for it, I take the extra 15 minutes at the end of a route to throw the trash into a dumpster and to arrange the trailer neatly so that when it is backed into a dock, the loader won't have to waste 30 minutes running around the warehouse and trailer cleaning up before he starts to load the trailer. I waste my time reading the government's press releases when they offer notice of an intended rulemaking. I pick the brains of my lawyer friends over barbeque in the back yard, to understand how the laws are being applied.

Looking at myself in the shiny back of the truck in front of me at a stoplight.
When people ride with me, they often express surprise at the risks I take and the speed at which I'm willing to drive on twisty mountain roads and through the city traffic. They are appalled at my willingness to flash my headlights to let someone know that I'm overtaking them and would like them to move over so I can maintain my speed, or my insistence on communicating my presence with my horn to those who (in my opinion) appear ready to make an unsafe move in traffic. (I really don't care if it hurts your feelings that I tooted my horn, if it averts an accident where you are much more likely than me to be an injured victim. I'm more than likely not angry, just protecting the space around my vehicle and doing my best to reduce the chances I'll be explaining your poor driving choice in court one day.)

My Gracie several years ago at the Great American Truck Show in Dallas, TX.
What they don't see, though, is that I know my machine works, because I have physically touched or looked at the important parts of it to make certain it does. I have a good idea when a driver in my vicinity is making a decision that will result in an unsafe situation. They also may not notice that I follow at a ridiculous distance from the vehicle in front of me, or that I'll pull over and buy a soda or take a restroom break if someone insists on tailgating me or driving unsafely around me. I guess what I'm saying is that in my million plus miles of driving an eighteen wheeler on the highways and byways of the North American continent, I have developed some strategies that keep me from even experiencing a lot of the dangerous situations you will experience on the road.

That's a tanker that has just been righted after rolling up onto the side of the bridge and hanging out over Curtis Bay, near Baltimore MD.
One of the important strategies that has helped me to keep coming home alive and uninjured from the concrete jungle is simply avoidance of unsafe situations. Most of you will drive in 10 years the miles I drive in one, so I simply have to stack the odds in my favor if I intend to continue making my living this way.

I drove a million miles in this truck alone, not including the various other truck driving jobs I've had for short periods of time over the last 14 years.
All that said, I currently, as at various times in the past, earn part of my living training new drivers. Even understanding that truck driving jobs simply attract men who are competent and have a certain personality type (two traits of that personality being hard headedness and a bit of a "fighter jock" swagger) I am sometimes and in even parts, amazed and infuriated, at the willingness of a complete rookie driver to tell me how the safety precaution I just recommended, is simply stupid.

Though my truck wasn't the prettiest, I always made a point of tarping my load neatly.
The next step is always an attempt to educate me as to why that particular precaution was unnecessary in that particular instance, even though their tone assures me that they understand I'm probably too old and set in my ways to come around to their way of thinking. After the latest incidence of this exact scenario, when I told a particular new guy that, seeing 3 cars parked on the shoulder of the DC beltway in the dark with their flashers on (or any time there were occupied vehicles on the shoulder), he should get in the habit of flashing his high beams for a few seconds to make sure there was nothing in the road, and then get over a lane so as to avoid any surprises. I was treated to an especially enjoyable lecture about how he had observed the situation and there was no danger of anything happening so it was perfectly safe to retain the lane he was in, I had to just sit back, smile, and hope he'd become more careful with time, knowing I'd have another good story to tell next time I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner and swapping tall tales with the truckers and farmers who are sharing a few hours of company in between long, lonely days out on the road or in the field. (Anyone noticed that communal eating at restaurants, is simply not popular in this country except at truckstop "bars"? Maybe that's a topic for another day.)

That's my Dad, behind the wheel of the ol' red Freightliner. He died unexpectedly, the month I took the old beast off the road. This pic caught me by surprise as I was digging for pics for this post, and now I'm glad you can't see through the computer, b/c watching a 6'2" 200 pound bald man cry, ain't a pretty thing. Make the most of the time you have with your family, b/c the only time guaranteed is this moment and the ones you've already had.






























